Many have asked, “What is wrong with you?”, “Why are you like this?”, and my favorite of all “I’m going to tell”. Mainly from the littles who are the reason the Psychotic Savage Panda Journey started. Yes, you read that right. The LITTLES are the reason for the yearly carnage.
Let me take a moment to introduce myself just in case those out there don’t know me. My name is Lady Sa’Vage (Sa-Vahge) Panda. I am your friendly neighborhood Panda who loves to torment littles when they start poking the Bear.
This story is how the CARNAGE of “Psychotic Savage Panda” came to be.
I remember it like it was yesterday. Picture it “FaceBook, 2020…” LOL. An innocent Panda was minding her business and came across pictures of some interesting STUFFED ANIMALS. There were Bears and Pandas, and all were stuffies OH MY!
Now, please remember, this was an innocent Panda minding her own business on her own FaceBook page, who decided to post an adorable bloody and very gory Panda eating a brain. What happened after my innocent post you may ask? A busy-bodied LITTLE decided to grace the HoH for House Blue Flames DM’s. They asked the HoH (my mentor) to MAKE me take down the picture because it was scary. Pffft.
They went and snitched on the innocent Panda who was minding her business. Master Sable (Head of House Blue Flames) came to me and suggested that I limit my timeframe of scaring the Littles. SO NOT FAIR!
We all know the adage “Snitches get… what?”. That started the WAR, I mean journey! It would’ve been a picture here or there, but no, now you are graced with the carnage from September 21 to October 31.
The first year, I posted a picture on my birthday (September 21) providing a PSA that on October 1st I would be allowed to enjoy the Holloweening Season with my pictures of “Psychotic Savage Panda”. Of course, we had those who skipped reading or paying attention to my lovely Public Service Announcement. NMP. Those people felt the need to once again visit certain human beings' DMs. Welp sorry not sorry, HE told them I had PERMISSION!
That allowed me to run rampant. In the second year, thanks to my brother Sir Scorpius, I was able to negotiate starting the Carnage on my birthday and going all the way to October 31.
This year has been a blast, any stuffie can get it and does. I look forward to the coming years when my album grows with all the stuffies in carnage that I can find.
Remember, this all started with the LITTLES trying to poke the Panda.